Get over it...it's a stupid cupcake!

So I work in a profession filled with annoying old married biddies (most with children) and young women in relationships that can't wait to get their claws into a man so they can "get barefoot and pregnant." And for some reason all of these witches love to rub the fact that they are not single into the festering wounds of broken relationships that have left some of us still single. So not only have I had to fakely smile and pretend to be happy for umpteen pregnant ladies that last few years, but now some of the ones around my age and younger are getting married. (INSERT GAGGING NOISE HERE)
One little twit in particular is flaunting her impending nuptials to her little troll of a fiancé. She has let everyone know of her engagement ever since she started a few months ago. But the kicker is the stupid wedding isn't even going to happen until next summer...no not this summer, but summer 2011!! WTF!! She looks so dumb, and really annoying.
So at one of the baby showers there were homemade cupcakes. As the other ladies were enjoying them this little twit announces very loudly, "NO, I can't have one! I need to be ready for my wedding next summer!" She looked so serious and stood there expecting someone to come to her rescue from the horrible evil women that offered her a delicious little cupcake. I stood there staring at her in complete contempt. In my head was this: "REALLY!?? Are you efffing kidding me???!! You are barely five foot and 100 lbs at most. Impending wedding (in like a year and a half) or not you should never have to turn down on cupcake for the fear of gaining weight you stupid little (insert every insult imaginable). Anyway beyond that ...YOUR STUPID WEDDING ISN'T FOR YEAR AND A HALF...A YEAR AND A HALF!! In a year and a half I could meet someone, get married, and have a child. All while you are busy telling people about your fear of little cupcakes and how they will affect your ability to get married a long time from now. lol. But who am I kidding? I will probably not ever get married and die alone with 20 cats and cupboards of frosting...but the point is I COULD do all of that in the time it will take her to plan her annoying little wedding...I wonder what they will serve at the wedding?...I kinda hope it's cupcakes :)